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whack in a pair of apples

1) To listen to music on your iPod, iPhone etc

2) To stuff two apples into any orifice
Some idiot was playing music on the bus so loud the other day. I wasn't bothered but my friend was so I told her to whack in a pair of apples...

...He won't be able to walk straight for weeks.
by SubLimeGreen April 22, 2009
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whack

1.Something that sucks
2.A word used commonly in the mafia which means to assasinate
3.To hit or beat
1.Man,you hear his rhymes they whack
2.Hey Donnie,I want you to whack Toni Corleone for me
3.Hey dont make me whack you
by DeShawn Johnson July 21, 2006
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whack

"the file's in 'Cee-colon-whack-em-pee-threes'"
by mainframe October 31, 2003
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whack the beast

to masturbate the male reproductive organ commonly known as the penis.
by Maurice Lung May 27, 2005
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wickedy whack

A term describing someone who is more then just regular whack.
Pat is so wickedy whack, he gets fisted in the ass by his mother all the time.
by Peter Carr June 11, 2006
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WHACK!

That's WHACK, yo! Kind of like when someone steals someone else's word - that's WHACK!
by Free My Willie January 16, 2007
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sack-whack

The sack-whack is a sexual maneuver which is preformed mid-coitus between two, consenting or non-consenting individuals, with at least one of them (the receiver) being a male. The initiator (male or female) sits astride their partner (male) while receiving anal or vaginal penetration. When the initiator feels his/her partner is on the cusp of climaxing they will perform a quick, albeit sharp, open or closed handed strike against their partner’s scrotum. If performed correctly, this act will undoubtedly stave off the male’s orgasm and allow for a lengthier period of sexual stimulation for the initiator.
Bill: What happened with you and Sandy last night?
Tyrone: I had to sneep that bitch after she gave me a sack-whack.
Bill: Yeah, and then what happened?
Tyrone: We both felt awful, so we had a make up sandish.
Bill: Awesome!
by lammdawg April 24, 2008
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