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I wanna vote on shitt 

Provisional Vote 

A vote coming from the morons of certain areas of a country, who have no idea where to go to vote so they hit up any voting place they can; causing votes that cannot be counted for up to 10 days delaying an election.
Provisional Vote by Brent S. November 3, 2004

Swigger Vote 

A term referring to undecided swing voters of Black African ancestry.
Undecided black swing voters, also known as Swiggers, represent a major part of undecided voters in the '08 election.

The Swigger Vote will decide this election.
Swigger Vote by --glc-- March 2, 2009

Erectoral Vote 

Your Chinese US history teacher explaining the electoral college 'cuz we don't make 'em smart enough here
Dr Chang: The erectoral vote is how we erect pariticians to the presidency
Student 1: I wish Americans were smart enough to teach American History
Student 2: I remember when Asians were only good at math...
Erectoral Vote by smejb May 5, 2009

don't vote 

Voting is the process of manipulating a mass amount of people into believing somethings thats untrue.
The government is aware of things us citizens are not, such as whats beyond our world and when the Earth's demise will occur. They're hiding this information to prevent freak outbreaks within. In order to find out the true science behind the way this world operates, we must avoid voting and cooperation at all costs. DON'T VOTE!!!
don't vote by Skott October 23, 2004

erectoral vote 

1. A vote on something that means dick.

2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.
"I just voted to raise taxes to stimulate the economy, yet they're spending money to bail out those big business shitheads. Well, that sure was an erectoral vote."
Word of the Day on April 17, 2009