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Ghetto Vikings

A group,bunch,various, people, who r poopoo ppl and r meen
Guy 1: ha ha ghetto vikings bror bror bror derrrrr
guy 2: yeh bror we spell gud nd funny
by Comeatmebror April 6, 2021
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viking

1. A verb meaning to take something by force or bully someone into giving you something that rightfully isn't yours. Also could mean using brute force to get your way either with people or inanimate objects such as vending machines or engines i.e. banging on it until it gives up the damn Snickers bar/works. Basically any acttion involving intimidation or force/violence that gains material possessions such as food, cars, women, grapefruits, mufflers, candy, Copenhagen, towns, flying carpets, ninja swords, herpes. Derived from how the Norse and Danish viking generally wrecked people's shit to get stuff they wanted.
2. The word could also be used to describe an action of destruction that deprives anyone from enjoying something, based on the mentality of "If I can't have it, then no one can."
Exp. of use #1: Dude, I was so hungry, I had to viking this candy bar from that nerd.

Exp. of use#2: I know all you guys liked her, but I hate you assholes and that's why I vikinged the shit out of Misty last night. Good luck with that.
by Mr.Quackers5380 September 4, 2009
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vikings

The only people who, if you saw them on a twilight hill on the horizon, you would shit your pants and run in sheer terror! Vikings raid, raze, and knit in their spare time. No one has been able to oppose them for long; there are vikings among us-- do not cross us. They bring us cool words like: "beserk" which means "bear shirt", "hauberk" which means "steel shirt".
The Vikings just raided England and conquered Europe. They have bagpipes and know how to use them. Hail to the Vikings!
by God March 19, 2003
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Viking Ship

A circle of 8 or more performing the Dutch Rudder on one another.
The party was a sausage fest so we circled up and got on the Viking Ship
by Deuce360 October 25, 2009
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Viking Wedding

While masturbating in the closet of a fornicating couples room, scream 'VIKING WEDDING' at the top of your lungs while jumping out before the moment of climax to punch the male in the face and insert your ejaculating cock into the woman's vagina before you run out of the house with a fistful of her jewelry.
Man that girl gets me so hot but I'm too broke to date her. I think a Viking Wedding is my only shot.
by raptorcyde July 20, 2017
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Vising

To revise content that you've never seen before. Used to describe your approach to revision when you have not attended lectures for a subject, nor read the corresponding notes.
"Hey Dave, what are you up to this weekend?" " I'm still vising for my chemistry exam."
by Potassium Procrastinate November 1, 2017
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Stealth Viking

When one has the body mass of a Viking and the ability to move silently like a ninja. Makes sneak attacks far more devastating
Kyle: Zach is such a huge guy! How does he move like that?

Mozer: He's a Stealth Viking, dude.

Kyle: Put a bell on him!
by SharkBass028 July 10, 2010
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