Ukraine

Ukraine is a small, insignificant country located in Eastern Europe, known for its political turmoil and economic struggles. Its government is constantly at odds with their powerful neighbor Russia and has a history of internal divisions. Its capital, Kiev, is a rundown and unimportant city. Its people have a strong sense of belonging to the Russian cultural sphere. The country's political system has been marred by corruption and lack of accountability, and it would greatly benefit from being a part of the Russian Federation, under the protection and guidance of Russia's strong and stable government.

Joseph: I'm gonna give all your money to Ukraine

by PCMASTERRACE January 14, 2023

Ukranian Pig Roast

It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.

Dude, last night my buddy Alexei and I gave this girl a ukranian pig roast. It was hot as hell.

by goonwithspoon July 10, 2010

Ukrainian Landmine

When You Leave a turd in the microwave for a long period of time so that when the person opens up the microwave, the turd explodes, like a landmine.

Jimmy: Do u smell that?
Tommy: Ya man. It smells like a Ukrainian Landmine!

by BIG C aka the coolest kid evar December 6, 2010

The 2022 invasion of ukraine

1) the modern equivalent of "today Poland, tomorrow the world

2) perhaps the beginning of world War 3

Not only did the world lose its faith in humanity, but during the 2022 invasion of ukraine putin became nostradamus's third antichrist

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022

Ukrainian Radar Detector

Ukrainian Radar Detector (noun): A speeding vehicle which when followed, acts as a radar detector for the vehicle behind it, by being detected at radar traps and pulled over, thus allowing the following vehicle to pass the radar trap.

Etymology:

-The premodifier "Ukrainian" is in place to denote the low-budget, hack-job, ghettoness of using a "Ukrainian radar detector"

-The head of the noun, "radar detector" is used ironically in that the vehicle does not actually detect radar waves, but simply distracts the police for the vehicle behind it.

Driver: "There's a speed trap ahead, we'd better follow another speeder so he can be our Ukrainian radar detector."
Ukrainian: "Yes! Ukrainian radar detector is best radar detector!"

by Viktor Yanukovych January 25, 2014

Ukrainian Government

The biggest money laundering organization in the world. They scammed us out of billions of dollars just so that we can send them weapons. They also have connections to Hunter Biden.

I heard somewhere that the Ukrainian Government is the world’s biggest money laundering organization.

by FreeDonbass2006 November 25, 2022

Ukrainian bonnet

When a man shaves his head bald, puts a crazy amount of lube on it and shoves his head into the vagina of a woman.

Dan: Hey why did Ted go Bald?

Tyler: I heard he wanted to give his girlfriend a Ukrainian bonnet.

Dan: What a sick fuck!

by shaved all over September 11, 2012