Relief Tube

Main Entry: Relief Tube
Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century

A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.

Pilot: Hey Mac, my relief tube is too short. Last flight I had to piss myself. Now I'm not only cold, but I also feel like a fuck stick.

Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.

by bolillo loco December 27, 2009

bounce tube

a cardboard tube left after the depletion of toilet paper or paper towels with a sheet of bounce used in laundry (used in the dryer)covering the open end. While smoking marijuana one holds the hit and brings the tube to the mouth at which point the hit is exhaled and causing the smoke to travel through the strong smelling sheet and diminishing the harsh smell of marijuana smoke.

yo when i need to get rid of my left over gram but my parents are home, i just blaze a spliff through a bounce tube and they don't know shit!

by bigg neil February 09, 2006

poop tube

The tube like section of the body in which fecal matter exits. Your anus.

I just let my entire dinner slide out my poop tube.

by K-rizzle November 17, 2004

Tube Socks

A piece of clothing a guy uses to jack his juice in after he fucks or masterbates!

Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Pull out before you get me pregnant!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad that was my last pair of clean Tube Socks!
Chad : Guess you'll have to wear panty hose!

by SlopNChop December 10, 2016

tubed

The phenomenon that occurs when Penny Arcade links to a lesser known website.

"The Gamer Tag Database was definantly tubed when Tycho placed a link to it on the main news page."

by Kevin February 21, 2003

stink tube

area of which human feces is expelled from with an extremely high probability of excessive horrendous odor. Odor associated with extreme amounts of anal shrubbery and loose dingleberries.

I plugged it in her stink tube.

by wiziba January 24, 2005

pringle tube

A penis of equal size to a pringle can.

I have a pringle tube.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004