taint toaster

It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!

by Voxpopeye February 26, 2018

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mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

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Go commit toaster bath

What you say to someone when you want them to commit suicide by putting a plugged in toaster in their bath while they're in it.

EpicsPotato123:Go commit toaster bath or I'll unfriend you and block you
Jupiter _Kittys: Ha no u
EpicsPotato123:fuc-

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

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nicely toasted

a term meaning perfectly high on marijuana.

guy: want another toke mick.
mick: no thanks brew I am nicely toasted.

by george January 20, 2005

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This is the act of pulling out right before the money shot, springing up like a piece of hot toast, and blowing your love butter all over a tiny sexy bitches toast, covering her like a dirty lil cinnamon roll!

"I took Tiny home after the BLS Concert Saturday Night and fucked her so hard that she made me spring up like a piece of Hot Toast leaving The Toaster and cover her in my love butter!"

by Spidey Webb December 15, 2011

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