toothpaste

1. Extremely fatal weapon when paired with orange juice.

2. Astronaut food.

God, I need to go the hospital right now! I accidentally drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth with toothpaste!

by mrasiandingwong April 12, 2021

Toothpaste Squeeze

When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...

Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn

by superguitarded May 14, 2020

Kentucky Toothpaste

When one covers one’s member with egg and a flour dredge, then covering the exterior with listerine mint strips.

Jace: Hey man how’ve you been?
Brandon: I hooked up with this freak last night and she wanted to try some Kentucky Toothpaste

by J_munney April 15, 2025