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by lololol lololol August 14, 2024

what did you guys have for lunch today?

something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =

to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable

user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!

*whole group chat stays silent for a while*

user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 23, 2023

Today

Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.

“Today is a wonderful day!”

by yindi December 3, 2019

.9.A spicy vibe could be a lot of fun today.9.

.9.A spicy vibe could be a lot of fun today.9.

.9.A spicy vibe could be a lot of fun today.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 15, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Today

on this day if you have a boyfriend named zach you should be the good significant other and suck there pp’s

“omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp!!!”

by Dinkyjet May 2, 2023

gosh today

“gosh today” is basically the equivalent to saying “oh my lord”. it’s used as a response for when you are surprised by something but also find it funny at the same time.

Courtney: OMG I MET LIL HUDDY AND HE CANNED ME A MONKEY NIGGER!
Me: SAY WHAAAAT??! GOSH TODAY!

by naia😍 March 15, 2022