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Good Morning Today

A computer-animated television show on Fusion that was created by David Javerbaum and produced by The Jim Henson Company under its Henson Alternative banner and ShadowMachine Films. The show uses The Jim Henson Company's real time motion capture Digital Puppet Studio
by SPrice1980 January 10, 2023
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I Hate the World Today

You’re such a fake, I wish you were dead….
by Death Menace October 4, 2023
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Yesterday Today

Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday
At 3am

Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing

Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
by Stella_Star September 19, 2022
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Todaying

In today's world of constant stimulation, and being present and available everywhere all the time, Todaying is a respite from all of it.

Todaying is a state of mind, a place of 0 judgement, where everyone can find and do whatever they consider fun.

Todaying is about pursuing simple pleasures, and micro funs. For some it may be figuring out a book to their tastes and reading it. For others it may be finding places to do a pub crawl with friends.

It's not the same for everyone, but everyone finds their moment of happiness, today and now!
Harsha said he is todaying at his home, he is watching a netflix documentary series about Railroads that built America in 19th century.

Hey, listen. I'm todaying with my work collegues. We are by this small sushi place by the Bank. They also have amazing Sake. Come by if you want to check it out!

Robert and Anne from bookclub are todaying at the park, getting some sun. I am going to join them.
by ?WHY NOT April 27, 2024
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Did you pray today?

The phrase that will give you PTSD.

If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:

Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.

Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.

Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.

Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Nintendo Direct? It's pretty fir- Wait... OH MY GOD BEHIND YOU!

Guy 2: Wha-?

Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .
by Boonduck April 2, 2025
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Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.
Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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