Tissue Vandals

A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.

There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)

Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers

Headmaster: I'm sick and tired of these tissue vandals!

by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021

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Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

“Shut the fuck up Grandpa, you crank tissue”

by ogre06 April 9, 2020

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Tissues

We seen them all in classroom people sometimes used them to make things look big but everyone notice just stop your making your self a foul Ik you want them there at ur local drug store

"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me"~Tissues

by @SomebodyorSomeone1 June 1, 2017

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Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 13, 2011

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