Tragedy

It's a type of soup

You know, the real tragedy is not just what happened to him but that we live in the world where you even have to ask whether or not he is the bad one.

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

Tragedy

The opposite of strategy is not the absence of strategy, rather it is tragedy such that ways are found of using available means to achieve undesirable ends. People use what they have to get what they don’t want or arrive where they don’t want to be or shape a future they didn’t want. When all the available means necessary to accomplish something good are used to accomplish something bad, this is tragic, not strategic.

That’s not a strategy, it’s a tragedy.

by Dr Max July 2, 2022

Tragedian

Oh, holy shit it IS a word! I didn't know this was I thing until just now. I'm probably technically on of these. You should be paying me.

Aeschylus the Tragedian "It is easy, when we are in prosperity, to give advice to the afflicted"

Hym "Yeah... That's a good point 🤔.... Now, how easy is it going to be for you to hand over that wallet?"

Aeschylus the Tragedian "Wal... Let?"

Hym "Ah, shit... Yeah, you're a past guy... You got like a bag of coins or something?" *Digging though Aeschylus' pockets*

Aeschylus the Tragedian "I say! Unhand me!"

Hym "Gah! Nothing! Where's the prosperity asshole!?"

Aeschylus the Tragedian "I am but a humble tragedian."

Hym "Pft! Useless! You're a useless, that's what you are! Get out! Get... Get the fuck outta here!" *Shoves Aeschylus*

Aeschylus the Tragedian "Well I never..."

Hym "GET OUTTA HERE! Robe wearing sissy!" *Throws rocks*

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022

Tragedy + Time = Comedy

An internet equation. It expresses how tragedy will always be funny after time passes.

Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!

Hey, 3,000 people died that day.

Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.

by anonymous September 10, 2023

thraxed

destroyed, pounded, and inflected damage to the opposition. basically destroying that puss.

"k thraxed that shit"
"i know bro chase kilt that shit too. Shit was absolutely destroyed."
"I let BK thrax my jawnathan, BK has the good D."

by rocketpumpkin123 October 30, 2023

TRÄGER

A person known on Telegram for their disturbing and devious fetishes and fantasies. Is also fond of taking Benadryl twice a week just to check he can feel something now and again.

"That TRÄGER guy really takes you into his mind, should've been more prepared."

by TRÄGER December 25, 2023

Tragersaurus

When Stephen Trager gets angry and starts lashing out for no reason.

Steve turned into a real Tragersaurus last night.

by Jaronious Maximus November 18, 2023