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dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk
by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023
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dualing

puking and 'deffing' simultaneously!
i was hallucinating while dualing, -perhaps i'll party in a less industrial style for a bit...
dualing requires a good bit of dwindling coordination to lessen clean-up!
by michael foolsley February 6, 2010
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The Dual Cab Ute

Five in the front and a load in the rear! When you're fisting a ladies vagina anD ejaculate into her asshole.
"My girl got sick of The Mini Van so we upgraded to The Dual Cab Ute!"
by jeffingtonrerrson November 20, 2016
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Dual Diamatti

Dude I’ve got the dual Diamatti, time to go ruin cod!
by Coiner the weirdo March 29, 2022
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dirty dual

When two friends, siblings, or strangers fight over the same person they want to date. They do so by sleeping with the person to see who can last the longest. The winner gets to date him/her.
Did you hear the Nelson twins had a dirty dual for Jenny?
Yeah but they both lost anyway since she hates them both

Allison and Jill are no longer friends because Allison won Jesse in a dirty dual

Someone needs to explain the dirty dual rules to Greg.
by Onlyme4you April 29, 2020
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Dual Statuality

A term that describes using the same status update on both facebook and myspace.

Alternate phrasing would be Latent Dual Statuality,

using the same status but with a latent update.

Example:

Margie posted that “she is going to buy shoes” on facebook

Margie later posted that “she had bought shoes” on myspace
Randall was too lazy to write something different for his facebook status so he used dual statuality.
by screamin---srb February 4, 2010
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n: with the application of nanotechnology, a person whose psychological configuration is one sex and exterior configuration is the opposite sex, possessing the ability to switch between male and female genitalia at will, with simple thought commands
If I was a female-exterior DGN* fucking another female-exterior DGN, we would eat, pussy fuck, and take turns cock fucking each other!

*DGN >> dual genitalia nanotranssexual
by Component X July 30, 2008
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