Captain Caboose

When you cheat in a game and other people in the game identify that you were cheating and threaten to ban you but before the ban you get worried so you enter the denial stage of the Kübler-Ross model where your depression needs to be mitigated through furious masturbation in order to jump to the final stage - acceptance.

Josh: "What you doin man?"
Noah: "Man I think I'm gonna get banned in {random Steam Game}"
Josh: "Why?"
Noah: "Because I was using an aimbot."
~ Later~ Noah Captain Caboosed himself.

by computergroove July 17, 2017

Captain Clueless

Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.

When Captain Clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.

by Sugar Smacks January 29, 2009

Sweat Captain

A guy who is the best on their team in Call Of Duty and is the only reason why they're winning.

402Thunder402: I am the sweat Captain on this team and he's the sweat Captain on that team.

by Sweat Captain December 31, 2018

Captain Kremmen

Captain Kremmen was the fabulous animated alter-ego of radio and early eighties television legend Kenny Everett who was sure to save the world but the BBC killed him.

WOW!!! Captain Kremmen is HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

by Pealy Francisco May 12, 2006

quizzing the captain

To masterbate.

Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.

by Captain Failure the third February 11, 2009

Captain & Coke

A mix of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum and Coca-Cola.

I'll take a Captain & Coke!

by jimbobjacobs February 4, 2010

Captain Underpants

The most fucking sexy superhero ever. Wears underwear, screams TRA LA LA LA LA, can leap tall buildings without a wedgie, and wears a red blanket. In just a snap, he can turn from me in 30 years, to the man that all the girls will lay. He is truly the shit. He also has some little bitches named George and Harold who think that they can still his fame, but they're both wrong. He will go down in comic book history as the fucking hottest bald fatboy flying underwear-wearing caped chad superhero ever.

Chad: "Damn. I wish I was Captain Underpants

by Stupid Af June 20, 2021