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Kentucky Road Derby

It is when you shit on a girls stomach and run your penis through it until nice and lubricated then proceed to sexual intercourse
Joe, I totally gave her a kentucky road derby last night it was pretty hot.
by Black sex panther April 29, 2009
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Sintral Florida Derby Demons

It is a group of wonderful hot chicks that are part of a flat track derby team based in central Florida.
Hey, did you go see the Sintral Florida Derby Demons' game this weekend?
by D. Pirate March 22, 2009
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derby kansas water tower

A threesome with two girls and one guy. The guy is eating out the first girl while the second girl inserts a strap on into the guys anus.
William was pleasantly surprised when he was derby Kansas water towered last night.
by nic7864 February 22, 2023
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Coast away - F3 derby

The best away trip out of all newcastle jets games. Usually get a shitload down to the gosford hotel hours before kickoff pretty taking over the hotel getting pissed & singing chants in the pub followed by a march to the ground where at least a flare is let off on the way to the ground. This is usually followed by a couple ejections in the stadium thanks to some over zealous policing. Also is usually a couple drunk push & shoves after the game.
Coast away - F3 derby

"How good was coast away?" (Jets fan 1)

"Fucking amazing, cant wait to do it all again next time" (Jets fan 2)
by NewyJetsfan December 19, 2011
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The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.
This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!
by Eggsham December 20, 2024
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priest derby

The alter boy version of the Kentucky Derby when priests ride 10 year olds.
Father Fudge Packer rode his 10 year old alter boy to victory at the Priest Derby.
by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 20, 2025
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Down and Derby

Down and derby
During a foursome, swingers or couples swap. Placing the females side by side in a doggy style position. Their lovers /counterparts grab their hair/ponytail (s) from behind, after they have entered. Begin riding as if you are in the "Kentucky derby" seeing who gets to the "finish line" first. Slap your ladies ass and exclaim faster. Hold on tight
Hearing the trumpet play at the Kentucky derby reminded me of the time we went "down and derby" with that couple from Philadelphia. Gotta have better odds of finishing first.
by Donkeypunch2 March 16, 2022
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