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Garland, Texas

A suburb of Dallas, Texas, USA. The population is around sixty-five thousand as of December 2009. Its school district is one of the few in the country that still allows you to choose which school you wish to go to.
This city was inspiration for the show 'King of the Hill', which is set in 'Arland, Texas.'
Garland was also the location of the beginning of the 2009 movie 'Zombieland.'
Sometimes referred to as G-Town, though that can also refer to Garland High School.
No one rides horses, and the majority of the population does not have a heavy southern drawl.
Have you ever been to Garland, Texas? That place is fucking awesome!
by The Color Fiend December 30, 2009
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texas tuck

1. used by men

2. use when you have a random erection at a social event (school, hanging out, etc.)

3. perform by tucking your penis inbetween your lower stomach area and the pants' waistband
dude, i totally texas tucked it today in english class.
by 45720nesdrakiR January 6, 2007
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Nacanowhere, Texas

A city in Texas (Nacogdoches) that is in the middle of nowhere and the most exciting thing to do is go to Walmart.
When I look around and see nothing but a Walmart and a few fast food resteraunts, I know I have landed in Nacanowhere, Texas.
by The fighting lumberjack March 21, 2011
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Texas Death Match

A Texas Death match is a wrestling match similar to the Last Man Standing Match, the only difference being that you must be pinned, then a 10 is inniciated. If the person pinned fails to get up by the count of 10, the participent loses the match.
At WCW Halloween Havoc 1993, Vader defeated Mick Foley in a Texas Death Match.
by The Kris April 17, 2007
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Texas

A state of the south-central United States. It was admitted as the 28th state in 1845. Explored by the Spanish in the 16th and 17th centuries, the region became a province of Mexico in the early 19th century. Texans won their independence in 1836 after a gallant but losing stand at the Alamo in February and a defeat of Santa Anna's forces at the Battle of San Jacinto (April 21). Denied admission as a state by antislavery forces in the U.S. Congress, the leaders of Texas formed an independent republic that lasted until 1845. Austin is the capital and Houston the largest city. Population: 17,059,805.

The Lonestar State, The State that still believes that criminals should be punished, Home of the Wataburger, home of Southern Hospitality, HTown, And Everythang thats bigger and better.

AND NO!! We Dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we're all not rednecks....for that...see oklahoma.
I'm finna kick your ass if you mess with Texas.
by texasbabe September 10, 2004
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Canadian Texas

The Canadian province of Alberta.
Alberta, much like Texas, is known for its conservative (both fiscal and social) red-neck population, its oil resources, an abundance of pick-up trucks and a total disregard for environmental issues. The albertan city of Calgary holds an annual Stampede.
Adam: Hey honey, do you want to go to Calgary for the Stampede? Lots of cute cowboy to watch!
Steve: There's no way in hell I'm spending my money in that Canadian Texas. Let's go to Province town instead.
by Markus78 December 19, 2008
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Texas Wedgie

Step 1: Grab the back of the victim's underwear.
Step 2: Pull up as powerfully as you can.
Step 3: Dump hot sauce down the gap.
Step 4: Enjoy
Texas wedgies are fun, if you are the one giving them.
by Texas W May 7, 2009
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