Teleboner

A erection resulting from the participation of telephone intercourse (see phonesex).

Girl: "I'm touching myself."
Guy: "Oh, im totally getting a teleboner."
Girl: "Oh, way to be romantic, asshole."

by JakeTheNinja April 28, 2009

Telecide

Killing your television set.

Person A: How about we watch some TV at your place?

Person B: I can't

Person A: Why?

Person B: I committed telecide when Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards

by Rasnodar December 10, 2010

cellular telecomunicational device

muh cell phone or beeper

hey my cellular telecomunicational device is a ringin.

by zac brinegar May 22, 2008

tealeaves

Near the end of a tobacco pouch, if one has had it a while, the tobacco looks like the leaves inside of teabags. It is powdery, generally has to be scraped from the pouch. It's hard to roll with, especially when windy, and tastes like crap.

"Oh bugger, i've only got tealeaves left"
"Margery, could i have a cigarrete, I have tobacco, but its hard to roll with tealeaves.

by corned_beef January 29, 2005

teelee

A fucking guy who can fucking do math

Teelee is known for being a fucking nerd

by Papi4743 March 24, 2018

Tealeaf

Used in conversation when somebody mentions something you want to know but then says "dont worry" and wont tell you. Once you have shouted "tealeaf!" the person must tell you straight away what they were going to say.

Also see definition of Dwa

hollie: omg guess what! oh wait dont worry...
kari: no TEALEAF!
hollie: ok basically i shagged your boyfriend last night.

by sxcbitch123 March 4, 2009

teleboards

A kick ass message board

The teleboards is the best mother fucking message board out there.

by HANZ February 15, 2005