Techdeaf

An adjective describing a person unable to understand even the simplest technology

My grandma is totally techdeaf!

by Ghlimm January 17, 2016

teched off

A state of unemployment caused by automation or the employment of a new technology.

I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.

by Gwendanor September 1, 2016

techpertist

The kind of geeky expert at everything that makes the incredibly difficult look incredibly simple, and whose finished work is often mistaken for art. May also be referred to as, "The Patron Saint of Anything Complicated".

Look at him, setting up an incredibly complicated service as though a four year old could do it with his eyes shut. What a techpertist!

by H07WH33L5 April 18, 2018

techmeeter

1)Someone who has the ability to explain current technologies to common people in a language that they will understand, usually by using analogies to compare a core or common definition. Commonly used in business applications.

2)Enabling people to meet technology at a common level that they understand

Wow, that dude just explained how social media will help grow my business and now I totally get it, he's a real techmeeter.

by TechMeeter April 1, 2019

Techkech

Someone who’s a hoe for techno

“OMG Janet you're such a sucker for techno u lil Techkech”

by Techkech August 19, 2019

techiot

Someone who is just an idiot when it comes to technology

That guy is such a techiot he couldn't even write basic script

by techiot_1 October 1, 2019

Techineckally

(Tech-ih-neck-ally) Only the the #elite and #alt people can say “techineckally” as for it is correcting the dummies! This is to contrast from someone’s opinions and often used in sarcastic conversations. Although... if you’re getting kidnapped and want to be a smart ass,,,,, use the word “Techineckally” to confuse and scare your #napper .

Adjective 1-“Mmm techineckally BECCY, I’m the captain of the dance squad!”

Very 1- “I’m techineckally wockyslush” -Owen

Noun 1- “Techineckally”

by ThatSwagMoFo300 January 20, 2021