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Thailand Teapot

When you stay at a hotel and urinate inside the teapot. Usually done out of spite the Thailand Teapot is yet another reason to avoid unsterilized teapots while traveling.
Friend: Hey man aren't you upset those fuckers in Baan ChokDee Pai Resort Ripped you off
Me: Nah man I left em with a Thailand Teapot, that thing is ruined.
by Eludian February 24, 2021
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floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.
"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."
by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021
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Dirty Teapot

A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep
Oh yeah, last night I did a Dirty Teapot. it was soooo lit my guy!
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Salado Teapot

A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.
Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?

He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
by HandyDandyUSA July 22, 2022
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Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.
The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'
by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023
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Ohio Teapot

The sixth Platonic Solid. After tetrahedron, cube, octahedron, dodecahedron, and icosahedron, the Ohio Teapot is the sixth Platonic Solid. Used in computer graphics as a test. Plural: Ohio Teapots. Present tense: Ohio teapotting. Past tense: Ohio teapotted. Future tense: Ohio teapottable.
"This Ohio Teapot isn't Ohio Teapottable yet, but it will be soon"
by Deuteragonist April 3, 2023
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