cock talker

One who speaks highly of their penis when in fact they have very little penis to speak of.

I slept with a total cock talker last night. That three inches of man-love did nothing for me.

by the almighty turd sandwich December 9, 2008

Crotch Talker

This is a person who instead of looking you in the eye, instead appears to be talking to your crotch.

I have a nice rack but he appears to be talking to my crotch. Guess he is a crotch talker.

by Thantalas February 27, 2011

Oil tanker

A big fucking thing in the water. Not to be confused with whale. SEE Whale.

The oil tanker pulled into the harbor at Galveston, assuring a good healthy dose of American capitalist supremacy. Oil. It's what's for dinner.

by Noble Webster February 5, 2010

Occam's Taser

Principle that states, "entities must not be tased beyond necessity." Often colloquially phrased as "Don't tase me, bro!" Corollary to Occam's Razor.

University of Florida police didn't heed Occam's Taser, despite Andrew Meyer's pleas to the contrary.

by B. Dick Yanchak May 6, 2010

Taser man

A police man or woman, guards and any egotistical maniac with a taser gun and a badge.

The taser man stopped me to give me a ticket and tased me instead.

by Andybcrazy January 6, 2009

tanker

An enormous pimple that can be spotted very easily to the naked eye.

GOD DAMN, look at that tanker on her forehead!

by HaeZ February 22, 2007

Tag-Team-Taker

The passive paticipant in the sexual act of being penetrated in every available orifice all at the same time.

Would usually refer to a female being pranged in her ass perhaps two at the same time, two in her pussy and 2-3 in her mouth.

It usually results in a disgusting Bukake finish.

It can also refer to a gay male encounter but just not so much cock at the same time.

You really want an example?

by Mik Mak September 6, 2005