tank

To deficate one's dignity by arriving at their home, opening the tank of their toilet, and subsequently taking a dump in it. Results in clogged pipes and humiliation. Related to shelfing

What will happen if you piss someone off.

by Gooche May 11, 2004

tanking

1: To take a shit in the tank of a toilet. Ususally done on the day you move out, or at the house of someone you hate.

2: To fill the toilet tank with 20+ packs of jello.

I'm tanking the toilet, so we can leave right after.

by Spammerman August 16, 2006

tank

Any vehicle, which despite being in numerous wrecks, fenderbenders, and crashes, still runs.

"Dude, My 240sx is a tank. has been in like 5 crashes, and it still runs!"

"That car is a tank. Its been flipped 4 times, hit a guardrail, a deer, and a fencepost! And I drive it everyday..."

by 240-is-go! November 7, 2006

Tank

See: wordSUV/word.

That wordsoccer mom/word just ran over an old lady with her tank!

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Tank

A girl who sucks so much dick and swallows so much semen that her stomach basically becomes storage for guys' ejaculate.

Shiit! See that bitch who just dipped? she be a tank. She sucked off like 9 niggas in 8 minutes today.

by Lefty75 April 7, 2009

tank

the definition of tank is jon. he poons noobs. GXC BITCH

jon is a tank and he poons noobs

by dan and kevin October 20, 2006

Tank

A sexy male organism who is Gods perfect creation. People wanna be him. He is funny, talented and a TANK! =D Mostly referred to as Izzy Dee, or Izzy in short.

Izzy Dee is such a Tank.

by KimFooHool September 28, 2011