Tactical Coffee Dump

When you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.

Friend -Aw man, I really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet

Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit

by nron_hubbard November 16, 2015

Tactical breeding

When you breed with someone for there genes so your child can be better than you. Or when you fuck your relatives to be your own grandpa.

Guy 1:hey do you like lily?
Guy 2:not really just for tactical breeding.
Guy 1: ok

Example number 2:
Guy 1:imma be my own grandpa
Guy 2: how?
Guy 1: tactical breeding

Guy 2: sick!

by The_trickster_ November 2, 2020

TacticalPope

Pope but Tactical as fuck

TacticalPope: repost if jesus ballin

Everyone else:jesus ballin

TacticalPope: yes

by TacticalPope April 18, 2021

Tactical Piss

When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.

While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.

by Sean Van Dommelen June 30, 2014

tactical nuke

if a player gets a tactical nuke in modern warfare 2, that player and or his/her team will win.

OMFG we got a tactical nuke.
look at those 2 noobs tactical nuke boosting in the corner of the bushes with there tactical insertions.

by noobtoob January 20, 2010

Tactical Bedge

Leicestershire slang meaning: The art of being able to take a shit during a meal in order to consume more food upon return

Oh I'm absolutely stuffed. I'm off for a Tactical Bedge so I can finish the food.

by Just_Indi October 8, 2020

Tactical Insertion

The act of inserting a straw into two throbbing penis's and then proceed to rub each other off. Who ever makes the other ejaculate is the winner and shall celebrate with the oozing winnings of the other opponents dick milk.

Cock blocking isn't cool man, you owe me a tactical insertion.

by Thisngadoog August 30, 2011