Dolan Twins

Two 17 year old twins who constantly make people happy and who’s presence is a gift to humanity. They have saved thousands of people’s lives without even realising it. They are youtubers who post a new video every Tuesday and once upon a time they were viners. They have 4 mil subscribers and went on a world tour in 2016. Also they have a jawline that could cut into the earths core. Also you can cop yourself some merch at dolantwins.com

“The Dolan twins just posted a new video!”
“Omg I know that we’re in the middle of social studies class but I brought my headphones to school so let’s watch it!”

by 🤷‍♀️💫 November 26, 2017

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food twins

Term used to express the gluttonous over-consumption of food wherein the level of consumption is sufficiently morbid to eclipse the quantity of a regular food baby.
*Fraternal food twins - eating two large but distinct meals in quick succession, resulting in two food babies

"Oh man, i ate soooo much. Forget a food baby, I think i'm carrying food twins!"

by Nickcarraway16 January 19, 2009

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hey twin

something to comment on an attractive person's instagram photo to humble them

an attractive person: *posts a selfie*
you, an ugly individual about to ruin their day: hey twin 😍 we need to hang out sometime!

by bagelgirl2003 May 15, 2020

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conjoined twin

Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky.

Michael and Matthew are conjoined twins. They are joined at the head and may never seperate.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

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