twat

1) A derogitary (misspelt, I know) word against a man/ woman (primarily a man)
2) (n) ALLEDGEDLY a fish egg... o.O don't ask me

"John is being a realy fish egg today"

Mark was astounded when he found a bunch of expensive twats at the bottom of the sea.

by ShinShanShoob June 02, 2006

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joel walter miller (born march 20, 1992 in London, England born and raised in Borehamwood Hertsfordshire London, England)

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person that resembles or has some characteristics of a vagina.

kooch face. pooter shooter. "wow that girls such a twat"

by asante September 22, 2007

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a large-mouthed person who can't keep anything to themselves.

Jim, you blubbering twat!

by scooby-dzoo September 22, 2005

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Twat:
A pregnant gold fish.
A virgina
A good word to shout.
To hit someone.
The terroist thing.

"My gold fish is a twat"
"Your twat is rather hairy"
"Shuttup you stupid twat"
"I'm going to twat you if you don't fuck off"

by Lozyo July 20, 2006

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a japanese import known as an Itchipussi

I have twat and it itches.

by Caliber West August 17, 2003

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a term used to define a person,who is of suspect charector and probably owns a landrover or vauxhall vectra.

yea you now dave hes got a landrover,man that guys such a twat.

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