Tofu

a type of person who is very annoying

A: I'm so awesome and you all suck...

Everyone: Shut up Tofu

by cpt baba November 15, 2011

tofu

Can be used in the place of "fuck"

O tofu I just slammed my head in the car door. TOFU!!

by Shirley Cantcook January 31, 2008

Tofurkey

A synonym for female masturbation.

It's tofurkey time, biatch!

by Tash and Christy March 4, 2005

Tofu Bacon

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.

"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"

by The holy pancake batman October 9, 2008

tofuman

dumb white washed azn boi, trying to be like the big G inq

Henry and lilpimpinkim

by fuck u April 10, 2003

Tofu Bass

Noun.
A vegetarian and or vegan Bastard.

used in a loving/affectionate way.

You little tofu bass go get me a vegan cupcake.

by Lori Sadel (lolo) February 11, 2009

Bridget Tofu Slomka

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3

Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka

by Imabatscreech November 6, 2012