Bean Throne

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.

"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.

by pijjypooge April 4, 2013

alaskan throne

Mostly a fraternity hazing ritual. Pledge sits naked in a bucket of ice and smokes a pack of cigarettes

Chad: So what do you think we should make the pledges do next?
Zack: An Alaskan Throne bruh. They'll be freezing their asses off. Hahaha
Chad: Aight bro. I'll go get the cigs.

*Both shotgun and beer and then crush the can on their heads*

by TheMadFratter69 January 16, 2017

Coming for the throne

Staying on the grind with sports. never giving up, and doing a lot better than you did last year.

I didn’t make the basketball team this year. I’m going to practice every day during off season. So that next year I make the team and be even better than I was before. So I’m coming for the throne

by Ava the goat October 27, 2020

throne throating

Throne throating is a sexual act involving a gay or mixed gender 3-some, where one participant, the throne throater, gives a blow job while the receiver is simultaneously being rimmed. Guaranteed to make the giver take the load of their life!

Stacy could not take the smile off of her face, the load she received while throne throating Neal while Justin rimmed him made her sure this would be a regular thing.

Neal doesn’t like regular blowjobs after getting used to being throne throated!

by Philo the great November 10, 2019

Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank

I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!

by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020

emperor's throne

The emperors throne sits in the corner of many a cheap hotel its purpose is simple it supplies an unobstructed view for cuckholds

Please do not put your clothing on my emperor's throne it is for watching my wife with jerome

by The froggy 9 January 22, 2024

porceline throne

Another way to politely say you are taking a shit without alarming or offending anyone.

Hey can I call you back I’m on the porceline throne at the moment !

by Kendodoesurban November 17, 2018