Lloydie Tease

When a certain well-respected person or a person of great import and wisdom stays digitally silent or uncommonly taciturn in a chat room or phone app, adding to the allure of hidden inner-knowledge which may be potentially disclosed at any moment. Hidden knowledge is then disclosed, but quickly deleted from the digital public forum. Room participants, formerly with their hunger of knowledge temporarily satiated, experience a gamut of emotions from excitement, to confusion, then ultimately disappointment as the potential for gained wisdom is forever lost in an archive only hinted at by the phrase such as "This message was deleted," and leaving participants with a digital teasing.

"Me and my homies were patiently waiting for a response, and when it came overnight but disappeared by morning, we realized we got the 'ol Lloydie Tease"

"I was at Teasers last night, checked my phone after it pinged and realized I got Lloydie Teased after there was only a deleted message. What a dangerous game being played with my emotions."

by Stimal8shn April 13, 2023

Event-Tease

Refers to someone who creates many interesting Facebook events, and cancels them.
Friends make plans around these events, or look forward to them, but then their expectations are dashed when the events are suddenly cancelled without warning or reason.

"Hey Johnny, were you planning on going to the party at Monica's house that she listed on FB? She just cancelled it too! She cancels 95% of the events she creates! She's such an event-tease!"

by nosniktaG July 7, 2013

kart tease

To tell someone you’re going to head over to their house to play Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64 then bail last minute

Guy 1: we gonna play the shit outta some Mario kart tonight?

Guy 2: hell ya i’ll Be there after work

Couple hours later...

Guy 2: sorry man can’t make it, gonna snuggle the girlfriend instead

Guy 1: your girlfriend is ugly and you are a kart tease

by T-boner77 November 10, 2017

puss tease

When a boy acts like he is going to engage in sexual activities and withdraws from performance before any culminating activity takes place.

Can occur for several reasons: strong moral compass, whiskey dick, general erectile dysfunction, narcolepsy, or alcohol induced coma.

Matt and I were engaging in some heavy petting and a hardcore makeout sesh last night - I totally thought we were going to get down, but he couldn't get it up because he was too drunk. What a puss tease!

by Lilleelee March 9, 2011

Textual Tease

When someone txts you first but doesn't respond after the initial txt until the next day when they repeat this annoying habit.

Textual Tease: Heyy! :)

You: Hey:) What's up?!

(20 minutes later)

You: ???

(Nexy Day)

Textual Tease: Hey cutie!

You: Hi whats up

by Dr. Phil da Grill McGraw July 5, 2010

CoC tease

A person(s) who has not played Supercell's smash hit game Clash of Clans

(Noun) Damn bro this kids such a CoC tease.
(Plural) There is a large protest of anti-CoC's

by FortnitePoggers April 8, 2020

cock tease

A psuedonym given by a rejected suitor to woman who he considers to be extrodinarily physically desirable, genuinely nice, extremely laid-back cool, completely comfortable with ALL she is including, but not limited to, her sexuality, and doesn't hold it back or tone it down for anyone. She doesn't buy into the concept that just because she makes a guy think about hittin her she is somehow obligated to give it up.

I can't believe that muthafucka thought he was tappin this just because I been hangin with him lately. I mean shit, I like him, but I don't wanna fuck him. I thought he said I was, "almost like one of the boyz".

by eargazzyum July 5, 2005