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Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.
How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?
by heynow_1 July 3, 2010
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Swooping

When you leap hope your dick ends up in the right hole.
Swooping: I swooped this girl last night and I broke my dick.
by NEModels December 18, 2017
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swooshtika

Swastika made up of Nike (r) swooshes (tm).
Man, you got mad spring wit dem kicks u be wear in nika.
by PBR June 8, 2004
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swoop and scoop

the act of drawing your hand around and up the lower edge of the ass and then grabbing a piece at the end
I was standing there and for no reason Kim came up behind me and gave me the ole' swoop and scoop.
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
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Scoops

Boobs, scoops are boobs

Synonyms: boobs, tits, melons, jugs, yum yum bags, breasts, boobies, titties, bosoms

Not to be confused with cakes, which are ass cheeks
Scenario 1 - two men and a homosexual woman (dyke) are a walking through a park a 'top heavy' female is walking towards the group on the other side of the path.

Dyke: ay yo my size!
Man2: lemme get your number

(The woman carries on walking past without acknowledging the group )

Man1: Oh shit! Did you see the scoops on her
Man2: juggersaurus rex
Dyke: bitch ain't got no ass tho

Scenario 2 - a man is recapping his sexual experiences from the night before with a close friend

Man2: you should have seen her scoops
(Man2 pulls up a video of the girl that he filmed holding up his phone using two Adidas shoeboxes)
Man1: (eyes widen) big scoops jheez!
by Wgfyb🌊 November 22, 2016
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swoop

To move in on a girl who has a boyfriend and is, on bad terms, fighting, or about to break up with. A swoop may also consider a girl who simply doesn't care about her boyfriend
Man I saw Katie yesterday and I think I'm about to go for the swoop.

Damn, Kyle treats his bitch like shit, I'm bout to swoop.

Her ass was so nice I had to swoop.

She told me her boyfriend was at camp so I call that a fair swoop.

I guess her boyfriends in Iraq so when she called me over I told my boys I was about to swoop.
by Swooping January 14, 2010
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Swooped

When someone steals something from you.

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When someone cuts you off on the road/freeway.

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When somebody does something to you unexpectedly.

(If you have been swooped more than once in any way possible in less than 24 hours, then you have been Swoopanopalized!)
Dad, You will never believe what happened to me at the airport... ...some homeless guy bumped into me and swooped my wallet without me even knowing! Now I'll be sleeping on the streets unless you wire me some money.

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WHAT THE HECK! That fool just cut me off merging onto the freeway! He almost made me swerve off the road! That turd.

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Dang it! That chick totally just swooped me for that parking spot I was about to pull into.
by Camonick April 13, 2009
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