superman that hoe

It's disrespectful.

John skeets on his girl's back, lets it dry. The sheets stick to her back and then he laughs at her when she stands up. Now she's stuck trying to peel off dried up jizz from her back.

If any of you actually do this, I hope she rips he sheets off and wipes your face in it.

Superman that hoe.

by Sister Souljah October 31, 2007

No Hand Superman

When a chick is giving a guy head and puts her hands straight-out like she is flying but still sucking his cock.

She totally gave him the No Hand Superman last night and he was like "Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"

by gearhead12 June 25, 2009

superman sex

When you tell a girl ur superman and that you will take her on a fly if she has sex. If she said yes then you have superman sex

Me and a girl from the bar had superman sex last night but she got drunk and tried to fly withput me. (Dont try this at home a bitch will die)

by Pickledpistol March 13, 2016

superman that joint

The act of smoking a whole joint in one breath.

Dude you better superman that joint we got to go now!

by brad91 December 11, 2007

Superman Headshot

When, in Gears of War or Gears of War 2, you pull-off a headshot with the longshot rifle (snipe) while the victim was in mid-roll.

Guy 1: Yeah man, kick that guy he's totally kung-fu'ing.

Guy 2 (host): Yeah, but he's really eas -- HOLY SHIT!! MAN DID YOU SEE THAT SUPERMAN HEADSHOT?! DAMN!

Guy 1:...sweet.........host.

Guy 2: SHUT UP!!!

by SkeetyPete July 20, 2009

Stealth Superman

When you sneak up behind someone, cum on their back and throw a sheet, sticking it to their back. without them realizing. Superman, but stealthy

Oh shit bro! You see me stealth superman that bitch! *High five*

by Stealth_Superman March 1, 2016

Superman plank

When a woman lays on her stomach and the man planks over her then proceeds to violently thrust to the point that the women can't go anywhere so she gotta take all the dick. This act is especially effective if the male has a bbc then you can finesse it perfectly.

Did yall see Lena the plug get reamed by Jason Luv?? That shit was brutal, he did the superman plank .

by Horchatalover69 July 17, 2023