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Stumps the clown

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.
Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.
by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008
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Stump-trumping

When a person has anal sex with an amputee.
Want to go stump-trumping?
by dartiki April 21, 2009
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Stompa Attitude

One can apply a Stompa Attitude to life by taking a step back from their problems and revel in the many wonders that life holds, preferably to the soundtrack of their own choosing. One who has a Stompa Attitude finds good in all people, mindsets, and setbacks.
Jeremiah's friends could tell that his Stompa Attitude, fuelled by listening to Serena Ryder, was the reason he was able to maintain a positive spirit through the many perils of his life.
by I Came, I Saw, I Stompa'd July 26, 2013
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trundle stumps

trundle stumps is believed to have originated as Yorkshire patois, and means 'legs'
She's obviously in a hurry today and working her trundle stumps

Still out and about on her trundle stumps
by John Woodland December 28, 2005
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pumper stumper

The act of two people taking simultaneous shits but not allowing their feces to drop. They must both touch their shits together.
An imminent rectal evacuation was necessary after a meal at Denny's. With only one toilet available, a jolly good time was had with a pumper stumper to contest priority to the shitter.
by Soupskin November 10, 2013
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stupafly

Damn bitch, you stupafly!
by Daniel November 12, 2004
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slumpadinka

women that don't care how they dress or has lost interest in fashion for their selves.
1.) That girl came to the club bummed out. She a slumpadinka.
2.) Those slumpadinkas ain't goin' get no play. They can't even dress.
by ad jordan February 23, 2008
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