the spitz

The Spitz (or spits) is when a shot doesn't land well and you start to salivate a lot cause your body wants to throw it up but you just keep spitting till the feeling passes

(coined by molly kinahan)

"damn where's your sink? that shot gave me the spitz"

by milkymol November 17, 2018

japanese spitz

A walking cloud. A dog that looks like white candy floss on legs.
Barks at everything but would welcome an intruder into your home.

Look at that dog he is so fluffy, I bet hes hard yo keep clean. What breed is he? A japanese Spitz.

by Kdp17 September 30, 2019

getting seitzed

When your supervisor is 30 minutes late wrapping up their previous meeting... meaning you have been waiting for them to join yours for 30 minutes.

Hopefully we can get this meeting completed on time. Not looking great, we're getting seitzed and haven't even started yet.

by mtheoryx February 6, 2020

Travis Spitz

A cool person.

ayo this person's a real Travis Spitz.

by Not Devin aoubgfoaseubng July 12, 2020

Fick Snitzel

A Fick Snitzel is a girl that you only smash. They tend to be mediocre girls as you only want a fick Snitzel to smash than leave, so to fulfill your sexual needs. A Snitzel is just a piece of meat that you shag than throw in the bin.

Lukas: Bro I really need someone to ride my Snitzel, but these girls ain’t that good.

Mats: Just grab yourself a Fick Snitzel.

by Maartjepardje March 19, 2021

nutz-o & skitzo

The dopest hip hop duo in the game. Nutz-O (aka Last Mango aka Helicopter) is the lead emcee, an articulate, thought-provoking lyricist. Skitzo (aka Slingshot aka Balla Boy aka Mark) is the writer/producer. Rumor of a third member named Klepto has caused quite a stir though sources close to N&S report his/her identity will be kept in absolutely secrecy.

The duo started with "The X Tables" before blowing up with "The Xtina Tables", a diss to a neighborhood prostitute. Their next track, "That Bitch a Hoe", is already gaining a buzz in the streets despite a delay in its release.

Guy: "Tilt ya head back I'm about to cummmmm!"
Girl: "What the FUCK did you just say to me?"
Guy: "It's from that new Nutz-o & Skitzo!"
Girl: "Ohhh! You wanna come in for some coffee?"

by Go... March 27, 2008

Da hot shitz

An excruciatingly painful bowel movement with the consistency of thin oatmeal. Occurs almost immediately after ingesting a large amount of greasy, spicy, and most commonly delicious food.

Those extra cheesy and spicy nachos left me crippled with Da hot shitz.

by curtdogg January 17, 2009