Alabama Steamer

Taking a "number two" on a female's vagina and then performing oral sex on her.

"John did an Alabama steamer on her? Sick!"

by Lost4You March 4, 2009

Window Steamer

Retarded kids riding on a short bus with their faces pressed against the glass, causing window to steam up.

Man, did you see that bus full of window steamers just ride by ?

by Fletch11 December 24, 2010

lorraine steamer

When you shit on her chest then go right in the crack from behind

On my wedding night, my wife wanted to try something new so we I gave her the lorraine steamer

by topdog34iswoof October 3, 2019

steamer

When one takes a dump on another person's body.
The Cleveland Steamer: Poo on the chest
The Boston Steamer: Poo on the face

He gave her the old cleveland steamer yesterday.

by JPizzle April 11, 2004

Asian Steamer

When a midget Asian has diarrhea on your face while getting bukakke.

"That movie last night was great especcially the Asian steamer"

by Dogmanhatcatperson January 11, 2009

clevland steamer

The act of wrapping a females face with serran wrap, and proceeding to shit on it. therefore the shit will build steam under the serran wrap.

After purchasing some reynolds wrap, i shitted on that whores face and it got all steamy.

by C Murdah May 19, 2005

Portsmouth Steamer

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.

Also deemed Pompey Steamer

Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?

We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society

by bill April 7, 2005