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Get the Why Are You Searching This? mug.A mustache worn by pedophiles, or people who look like pedophiles. Usually big and bushy...the mustache, that is.
John Oates has one ugly peder-stache.
Hey Pete, we should have known that Jerry liked little boys; he had a wicked peder-stache!
Hey Pete, we should have known that Jerry liked little boys; he had a wicked peder-stache!
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A wall-stache is a mustache that either suddenly appears on one's wall or grows over a period of time. Wall-stache's are known to come in varying colors, shapes, and sizes, but the most common colors are brown and black.
Anyone who's wall is unable to grow a stache can obtain one simply by purchasing a fake mustache from a joke shop or costume bazaar. (caution, this fake stache on the wall will result in your wall losing any self respect and/or masculinity)
Anyone who's wall is unable to grow a stache can obtain one simply by purchasing a fake mustache from a joke shop or costume bazaar. (caution, this fake stache on the wall will result in your wall losing any self respect and/or masculinity)
Me: Ah!, I've noticed that your wall has grown a handle-bar mustache.
Person who's abode I have entered: Yes, this is a rare Wall-Stache, they usually grow in stache colors of black and brown; not in the peppery tone mine has
Me: This is quite a feat your wall has accomplished.
Person who's abode I have entered: Yes, this is a rare Wall-Stache, they usually grow in stache colors of black and brown; not in the peppery tone mine has
Me: This is quite a feat your wall has accomplished.
by Sergeant Man-face Tinkleton August 4, 2009
Get the Wall-stache mug.A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.
by Big Chimper July 7, 2003
Get the Starched Sock mug.Game (best on the freeway) when you stick your ass out of a car window and take a shit. Also done to make other drivers see someone take a crap while going 70mph.
"OMG honey that boy is taking a poop ouside his car window!"
"Oh sweetie they're just playing search and destroy."
"Oh sweetie they're just playing search and destroy."
by The jman December 27, 2008
Get the Search and Destroy mug.(n) A five o'clock shadow above the upper lip that looks like a line of dirt, rather than a moustache. Usually seen on greasy adolescent boys. Not uncommon in women.
Joe shaved and shaved his upper lip so he could fit in and have a moustache like Pedro. Well indeed Joe was not as hairy as Pedro, and developed only a dirt stache instead.
by gafhater August 13, 2004
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