Subway Staredown

The act of viewing another human on the subway as they simultaneously view you. This look results in the acknowledgment of mutual attraction which is continued until either party exits the subway car.

Yo bro, I just had the weirdest subway staredown with this blonde chick, but she got off at 42nd so it wasn't awk.

by Austins_G_Spot September 5, 2016

Layne Staley

Most perfect man who ever lived.

I can't spend a day without listening to Layne Staley

Layne = perfection

by Laynegirl May 24, 2018

Zach Staley

The CEO of sex himself also know as the 15 dollar man and Chodius Maximus.

Yeah I have a lot of fully clothed sex, I'm basically Zach Staley

by Redacted_Man September 8, 2019

Vacuum sealed

Vacuum sealed means airtight

see airtight and Tupperwhore

by Stias September 5, 2005

Stalmed

The act of placing your palm upon the brow of another and pushing them away until the arm is fully extended.

Used when someone both annoys and frustrates you; usually with a ignorant statement or uneducated comment.

A combination of 'stiff arm' and 'face palm'.

This ignit dude wouldnt stop talking about stuff he didnt understand, so I stalmed him and walked away.

by T-roy Hooka October 17, 2010

stalled

A phenomenon that occurs when someone who is defecating in a public restroom and another person walks into the bathroom, essentially trapping the pooer due to shame and anxiety. Predominantly occurs in public schools.

I'm sorry I was late. I had to go to the bathroom and got stalled.

by The Midnight Toaster July 11, 2019

super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo

This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.

Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.

by icewallow_come October 2, 2020