1. (n.) A partially developed mustache with a soft, fuzzy texture instead of thick, fully developed facial hair. It is undesirable and should be shaved off as soon as possible.
2. (n.) One who sports such a mustache in a desperate attempt to appear mature or cool, but obviously falls far short of their goal. A person with a half stache usually tries to act intellectual and contantly engages in unwanted political conversation with persons who do not desire to hear the half stache's ramblings.
2. (n.) One who sports such a mustache in a desperate attempt to appear mature or cool, but obviously falls far short of their goal. A person with a half stache usually tries to act intellectual and contantly engages in unwanted political conversation with persons who do not desire to hear the half stache's ramblings.
Look at that loser, he has a half stache.
Half stache is trying to discuss popular soveriegnty with Mr. Knix again. I wish that idiot would know his place and just shut the hell up. Nobody even cares about what he has to say.
Half stache is trying to discuss popular soveriegnty with Mr. Knix again. I wish that idiot would know his place and just shut the hell up. Nobody even cares about what he has to say.
by Board of Education May 17, 2006
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Yesterday Jesse told me "I licked a Girl's Vagina an she had Crab's" an Today Jimmy My Moustache Itches What Hapend to me?
Jimmy said Maybe after you ate her out. Her Crab's got in your moustache.
Yup Jesse You got the Crab Stache
Jimmy said Maybe after you ate her out. Her Crab's got in your moustache.
Yup Jesse You got the Crab Stache
by UMS x Replay August 21, 2011
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A blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer's eye (10-12 inches).
Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.
The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.
Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.
The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.
by NewYorkNick January 15, 2010
Get the Heaven Stache mug.1. A disgusting moustache on the corners above the mouth.
2. Something that needs to stop.
3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.
2. Something that needs to stop.
3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.
Guy 1: Wow Mike, shave the stache.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.
by BIRDMAN. November 9, 2005
Get the Stache mug.Similar to a moustache, but instead of being on a mans upper lip a 'butt-stache' is the patch of hair found just above a mans butt crack.
by Joe Magnuson April 11, 2007
Get the butt-stache mug.Originally made famous by a man named Jason, the Kool Aid Stache is when a person's lips become so chapped that they turn red and dry, while still growing a mustache over the top, giving it a redish tint.
by J.Stache for President March 31, 2007
Get the Kool Aid Stache mug.The act of diving face first into your girlfriends ass without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.
Johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend Katie laying on his bed ass up. Johnny dove face first into her ass crack and she said "No babe, I just farted a minute ago". Johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty Ass Stache
by TheAssStacher February 16, 2014
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