squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.

I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.

by anonymous December 27, 2024

Butternut squash

The act of a man shoving his balls into a girls ass and then the girl clamping down on them.

Steve was slightly freaked out,but also slightly aroused when his girlfriend said she wanted to the butternut squash.

by DannyEd October 1, 2017

Squash

A person who smokes weed in a public restroom (dabs and edibles don’t count it has to be bud)

Gary: *walks into bathroom with a bong and a bag of weed*

Philip: “Gary your such a squash!”

by D. Wayne November 9, 2019

Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.

Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.

by Phrackster October 2, 2025

squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017

Squash

Absolutely fucking awesome, tuff, legendary, cool asf

Ayo Brian these new emotes on fortnite are squash asf!!

by DaT_zEe_KiD June 25, 2018

Butternut Squash

When the woman is riding the man in reverse cowgirl, and the man starts rubbing her anus with his thumb in a counter clockwise motion just as she orgasms.

Gave Sarah the old Butternut Squash last night. She came so hard I had to carry her to her car.

by ParkerKills October 24, 2020