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Subway Staredown

The act of viewing another human on the subway as they simultaneously view you. This look results in the acknowledgment of mutual attraction which is continued until either party exits the subway car.
Yo bro, I just had the weirdest subway staredown with this blonde chick, but she got off at 42nd so it wasn't awk.
by Austins_G_Spot September 5, 2016
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fucked squared

to be fucked in two ways: drunk or high and sexually
by baddieaddie February 1, 2017
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baked squared

When you are beyond baked and no longer yourself and start doing random stuff like jamming out to the hokey pokey.
Person A: Bruh you was baked squared last night.

Person B: Why do you say that?

Person A: You was trying to swim on the floor at 2 am.
by Mehoku February 28, 2018
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Stupid-squared

As in mathematics, fucken stupid to the power of two.

Fucken stupid,

which is still a broad plane of level stupidity,
which is generally accepted, is often forgiven,

in the name of charity and goodwill.

However, dimensional stupidity, which amounts to monumental idiocy,
is the type of unadulterated idiot-actions,

which makes blood boil and walls echo with loud cussin'.

Theres also
Overheard at a bus stop in Israel:

"Eizeh idyot! Hu tembel beribua"

"What an a-hole! He's stupid-squared"
by RandomTuxJerusalem December 29, 2020
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Trans squared

"I'm not trans yet but ill be trans squared"
by UniverseCircle September 16, 2023
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team weirdo squared

A pair of good friends whom share the same unique, yet amusing qualities
my PIC and I are team weirdo squared
by USEASDIRECTED May 25, 2010
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I get scared by mirrors

..why would you tell me that, this isnt google, THIS ISNT GOOGLE, THIS IS A PEPPERMINT-
Why would you tell me "I get scared by mirrors"-
by M1ntEll1 July 13, 2021
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