sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..

It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either

by TheDawgLives October 4, 2015

Storking

When you go to the bathroom, jack off and put the cum in your mouth. You then go back out and eat your girl out. Thus impregnating her via mouth to pussy.

Tim: How did Becky get pregnant?
John: I was storking her.

by LooseId January 28, 2016

sparking it

When kev drops his mixtape and says he's sparking it he means lighting up the weed

Hey Kevin let's spark it up when lab drop his moxta or and says he's sparking it he means lighting up the weed

by kevtherap July 10, 2016

Sporting Pine

Having an erection in public.

"Oh my god! Look at Joe. He is walking around sporting pine"!

by gdub1956 November 1, 2016

Sporting a McNulty

Accidentally having a boner in a formal picture

I was sporting a McNulty last night during prom pictures

by Salty McPeen November 10, 2016

spoking

the act of smoking paper in a rolled up fashion acting as a cigarette however just smoking paper

i ran out of cigarettes so i started spoking

by dlnproductions November 15, 2016

Storking

The act of stretching ones scrotal sack over another man's genitalia aka dick and balls.

Tommy was excited because he was about to enjoy a good storking.

by IAreCleverPup November 26, 2016