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spark mandrill syndrome 

A term used for video game bosses with incredibly easy exploits or weaknesses. Comes from a boss in MegaMan X named Spark Mandrill whose weakness, Ice Shotgun, freezes him and prevents him from attacking while also dealing heavy damage to him.
This guy suffers from a serious case of Spark Mandrill Syndrome.
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Super + Dorks. A group of super dorks.
"the conversation is about to change to comics and quantum physics, the sorks have arrived"
Sorks by frenchasfries September 8, 2017
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Nob Snorkelling 

An individual who performs fellatio as much as they breathe. British English equivalent term for Cock Snorkeling.
Kelsie can’t keep Brad’s dick out of her mouth she’s nob snorkelling.
Nob Snorkelling by TheHardOne69 August 10, 2021
To inadvertently burn someone, especially in a card game or competition.
You are playing Texas Hold 'em, and winning the hand until your opponent hits his card on the river. You have been snorked.

or

You are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. The opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.
snorked by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010
Super + Dork. A super dork.
"the conversation is about to change to comics and quantum physics, the sorks have arrived"
Sork by frenchasfries September 8, 2017

foot snorkeling 

Foot snorkeling is a means of maintaining the optimum temperature for getting to sleep on those nights when a duvet cover or blanket provides too much heat, while the use of a sheet alone would provide too little.

It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.
-God Almighty, Liam, I didn't sleep a wink last night. These balmy summer days are great, but trying to get a decent kip is a nightmare. I'm waking up every two hours bathed in my own sweat. If the weather continues like this I'm going to have to go out and buy one of those summer duvets.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.

-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.
foot snorkeling by Borgesian September 23, 2010

Portland Snorkel 

Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.
I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.
Portland Snorkel by Snorks March 24, 2007