sploofledorf

a short person with afro like hair

The sploofledorf had to strain his head back to see peoples' faces as he walked down the street.

by jesse grondin October 15, 2008

sponf

A knife spoon and fork combine to make the ultimate eating tool

Oh dude do you like my sponf yeah dude is quite sexy

by Roblox hacker 69 November 10, 2017

spoofer

A teller of tall tales that often happened to a friend of a friend and therefore cannot be substantiated.

Bod: One of Mungo's mates woke up in a bath full of ice cubes minus a liver and...
Graham: Ohh shut up Bod, if you can prove that happened you can give me a Len Brennan!!

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

spoif

the sweet secretions of female arousal

carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle

by luke December 30, 2004

Smoofing

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.

Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.

by Uananinominious April 26, 2006

spomf

Spomf refers to the noise made when a huge amount of semen is unloaded onto the wrinkly skin of a corpse.

Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.

EG
Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!

EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good

by captainDave January 12, 2008

Snoof

The noise created from air being exhausted out of your nose due to humor. Not a full laugh or chuckle, but a satisfied exhale through the nose when hearing or seeing something funny.

The joke they told did not make me laugh out loud, but I couldn't help but snoof!

I snoofed when I saw a GIF, but it wasn't enough to make me laugh.

by Coreybub January 7, 2019