Wet Socking

When you're fucking a girl (with a condom) and finish, pull off the (condom), and slap her across the face with the (cum-filled condom).

"Yeah I wet socked her, I thought it would break the awkward silence of her staring at me as I pulled off my wet sock"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"

by Drsnowflash February 12, 2015

rocking my stockings

as opposed to ROCKS MY SOCKS...its gone so mainstream i found an alternative. thank me later.

"OH SANTA OH SANTA, KEEP ROCKING THOSE STOCKINGS DADDY ROCK IT"

or in better terms..

"that is rocking my stockings"

or

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by helene* May 28, 2005

sporking

the act of inserting combination fork/spoons (sprongs upright) into lawn of any form. When applied with much skill and large supplies of sporks, can be made very effective and is much loved by its victims.

Spork Agent 99: we are equipped with 2000 sporks and are ready for some serious sporking action.

by laura aka spork agent 99 November 10, 2005

Mexican Stocking

The perfect Christmas present. A stocking full of dirty sanchezes.

Nicole: What did you get for Christmas?

Marc: A bad ass Mexican stocking. Want to try it out?

by Neezy M January 1, 2008

stocking

creepily following Mark. Not to be confused with stalking. Which means creepily following a person.

Wow -- Eric's already stocking Mark at his not-yet home. Freakshow.

by schneider the writer October 15, 2008

spacking

To Spack upon Someone/something

*Nightro Spacks on Spackles*

by Det October 19, 2003

Sporking

Refering to the act of sexual intercourse while in the "spoon" postion. Combining "porking" with "spooning" using a reference the to the eating utensil known as a Spork which is a combination of a spoon and a fork.

Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started sporking!

by TRexroth November 11, 2010