Splootounks

The sound a large piece of shit makes as it comes into contact with the toilet bowl's water, thus resulting in a splash of shit juice onto the off loader's buttcheeks.

Man! After that doubles and Ritual's I really had a case of the splootounks!

by Dr. Flatulence Ph.D January 3, 2017

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splatter film

A movie that goes way over the top with blood and/or gore for shock value.

Final Destination 1-5, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, and 100 tears are the goriest splatter films.

by #IQ134 June 17, 2017

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Splatterbate

The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time

Man... I splatterbated all over the bitches chest.

by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017

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Splitty shitty

When a fat bitch is twerkig in you and shits but her thong cuts it in half and the two shits land on each one of your legs

Oh yeah, she gave me a splitty shitty last night!

by Shithead (Shith-eed) November 9, 2018

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Splatty back

Splatty back when spooning and there's alot of pre cum

Awh babe you gave me splatty back

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by E snow March 22, 2021

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Splont

Splont is a synonym for stress. Splont is a synonym for stressful, stressed, stressing are all

Jenny: The book report has been stressing me for the past week..

Mia: even I am very splonted about it.. (the repeatition of stress has been stopped and the second time it was replaced with 'splonted'.

by Goldey the brilliant December 1, 2021

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German Slotter Punch

A German Slotter Punch is when a guy is doing a girl missionary style, he puts his hard penis between her vaginal lips and then punches them both in the joined area. Can also be used on the anus as well. Is suppose to be very enjoyable for both parties but, if it just causes pain you are punching too hard.

Guy: Hey dude did you try that new move with your girl I told you about? The German Slotter Punch??

Friend: Yeah! I did it right beffore we both came and IT WAS AWESOME!!

Guy: Cool!! Good thing you didn't punch too hard because you can break your dick!!

by Deidrick November 25, 2011

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