splinger

a person who is annoying , over the top, pick me , attention seeker who thinks they are the queen of the world

omg do you hear what shes saying, she is being such a splinger

by supersexykenzi February 26, 2022

dome splitters

A huge hit that hurts your head.

Man, That bong gives dem dome splitters.

by Michael McMichaels January 27, 2009

Couch splitter

A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.

I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town

by Clitasplitaliss September 3, 2018

cunt splitter

A word found in a list of surprisingly mundane words which is, in fact, not a mundane word. In reality, a cunt splitter is probably a very large phallus or dildo, maybe even a very tight g-string.

Person 1: This book says "cunt splitter" is actually a totally normal word.
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: Hmm, doesn't say.
Person 2: I'm gonna just assume it means dicks.

by Frankie_Muniz October 17, 2020

skin splitter

An erection so hard, your dick splits in two and an even bigger boner is revealed

That hot slut in the turd splitter gave me a total skin splitter...I better split...

by HB November 29, 2004

spintereschelling

Essentially, this word can be used to express many emotions, such as; "special" or "Shpiffy" or "Fucking Awesome" It's a perfect example of Fang Seeth VanDoom Speak...An ingenious lexis of perplexing terms for your speaking and listening pleasures.

"Man, That was a spintereschelling video game."

by Ellynator VanDoom November 10, 2008

kodiak splitter

buy your can of kodiak smokless tobacco, throw a lip in.then while giving your girlfriend anal sex, take your penis out for a moment then take your tobacco and out in her anus, then insert penis again.

i gave my girlfriend a mean kodiak splitter last night

by Big Daddy Splitter March 4, 2011