Shanking

To shit and wank harmoniously

I can't believe how much I love shanking!

by Skippadd December 4, 2018

Panda spanking

do something silly. Something quirky. Something TOTALLY unexpected

Have you spanked a Panda today?
Panda spanking relieves stress

by Ghn_o June 23, 2009

dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012

plank spanking

Masturbating while planking.

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.

by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014

Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.

"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"

by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015

skanking off

when one of your friends ditches you at a party to leave with some guy they just met, without telling you.

Next thing I knew, she went skanking off with some guy in a plaid shirt.

by tonidanza November 18, 2009

Shwanking

To shit and wank at the same time

i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010