driveway puddle shallow

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011

spit or swallow

Term refering to what choice you make as to what to do with a mouthful of male love juice.

Either way you are a cocksucking slut.

by PeeBee February 29, 2004

spollocks

a meal originating from macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles.

spaghetti + bollocks = spollocks.
very simple.

Roger: "What's for dinner?"
Dave: "Spollocks."
Roger: "What's that?"
Dave: "A meal originating from Macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles."
Roger: "That sounds like a load of spollocks."
Dave: "Shut your face, you're not funny."

by shnix January 7, 2009

Shallon

Shallon is commonly referred to incorrectly. Sometimes pronounced as "Shay-lin" or "Shannon" or "Shal-loan" etc. because some folks think it's funny to do that or have just never encountered the name. This is due to the fact that Shallon is a very uncommon name.

Aside from that, a Shallon is generally fun to be around and can be quite sarcastic at times. A Shallon is a the best friend someone can have. When Shallon says she gotchu, then she gotchu.

Man I wish I had a friend like Shallon

by Executive_ April 21, 2017

Shallow Cooch

a vagina that does not go very deep; a vagina of a woman that signed the covenant

"Dang, that girl's so hot, she's got such a shallow cooch."

by Walter Bones June 27, 2005

swallow

The Swallow Is the Bird most sought after for its great pleasure

All men Love A Good Swallow

by Hamish Bond June 11, 2006

shallotte

middle of nowhere in NC.. filled with tourists and residences wishing they were somewhere else

"where u going for summer?"

"Man, I'm staying in Shallotte!"

"sucks for you dude..."

by Jinxy June 12, 2008