monkey spanking

masturbating

I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video

by AntUK January 23, 2003

sparkling water

water that sparkles

sparkling water

by sparkling water November 2, 2013

brand spanking new

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.

Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.

by ekks September 24, 2010

sacking

when a male takes out his testicles and just lets them hang there when he walks. Sorta like sagging.

Person 1: Dude stop sacking my grandma is here.

by pielover97 December 14, 2010

Spanking the Jellyfish

Masturbating

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!

by CR24 September 1, 2009

spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

smacking

When someone has taken ecstacy and after the energetic facet of the drug has worn down, the user feels like they want to sleep. They could even sleep on the ground in the middle of the city. Usually comes as an after-effect of a really energetic night then a few hours later you feel really tired. Probably because the energy is coming from no-where and your adrenal glands are putting out energy they don't have.

'What's wrong man?'
'Awww fuck I'm smacking hard.'

by Erin Hellyeah May 29, 2008