Sobed

to become sober

After getting trashed, he sobed up before driving home.

by sobed_girl April 26, 2010

Alcatraz sized ass hole

A very wide ass hole, possibly shaped like the Alcatraz island, and very hard to get out of.

Guy 1: Dude this chick I was with had the widest ass hole, but somehow my dick got stuck in it for 2 hours!'

Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."

by She-male women hater July 30, 2012

snack sized coke can

A short and fat penis. A chode.

Barack Obama is packing a snack sized Coke can.

by PseudoAnarchist July 18, 2019

keyser soze

Keyser Soze is real.
He is a real character. He is not a "filmstar".
There is a Keyser Soze out there everywhere. Who knows who it could be. Me? No.
Think about your job.. why are you doing that job.. would it benefit anyone but your company? You bet you, Keyser Soze. You could be working for him and not even know it. He calls the shots.

Keyser Soze is an effective method of scaring children. Go to sleep or Keyser Soze will get you.

by James Brown August 4, 2004

keiser soze

a girl who starts talking to a guy at a bar then proceeds to get so drunk that when she gets up to either go to the bathroom or get another drink she forgets who she was talking too. leaving the guy dumbfounded and wondering where she went.

i was talking to this girl last night and she pulled a keiser soze on me. she went to the bathroom and just like that poof she was gone.

by MLui April 12, 2008

soled out

The freshest sneaker store in Canada.

I'm going to get dipped at Soled Out.. you wanna come cop some sneakers?

by soledoutsneakers September 1, 2006

Fun Sized

When a female is at the specific height were she can perform oral sex on you without having to get on her knees or squat down while both of you are standing.

Tim: Wow I just got a blowhob and she didnt even have to get on her knees!

Jake: Dude, she was fun sized

by Duphuc January 9, 2019