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Social Media Whore

A person who has a psychological need to receive @replies and pings on twitter, attention at tweetups, facebook status update comments, and facebook likes.

This person usually becomes aroused almost sexually by seeing or hearing themselves or about themselves on social media websites.
"Dude this chick thinks she's the shit cause @aplusk is following her on twitter...Yeah, she's she's just a social media whore"
by yiseowl December 3, 2009
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Social Espionage

The act of taking a picture with your phone and then immediately posting it to a social networking site or sites without the subjects knowledge.
John: We're you at that rager last night?

Steve: Yes, and that dick Tommy took a photo of me groping a stripper with his phone and posted it to facebook, a real act of social espionage...needless to say my wife put my dick back on the mantle.
by jasbra January 7, 2010
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Society

A fucked up place in which we live in.
Society is screwed up.
by Society's A Bitch November 8, 2012
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Social Problem

An individual (usually drunk) who inflicts problems upon society by yelling, fighting and/or vandalizing, all in public.
Jeff: Did you see Mike last night???
Chad: Yea, that social problem threw 3 oscillating fans at a car.
by -Chadillac- January 16, 2009
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social juggernaut

one who is acquainted with approximately 95% of a given social strata.
Jermyn knows everybody in the pit, he's a social juggernaut.
by jacklinks0982 September 13, 2009
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sock cheese

A type of fermented cheese. First you must get a sweaty sock and put some cheese in it (preferably blue cheese) and leave it in a cellar for nine years. Afterwards you need to filter the cheese through the small holes in the same sock. And Bonaparte!

(Also one of the many delicacies eaten in the Geneva Cream religion)
Person 1: Have you tried the 1999 sock cheese?
Person 2: Hell yeah I fainted
Person 1: woah
by Ye nan purple June 27, 2019
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Cream sock

The sock you use to clean up your ejaculate fluid.
austin has a cream sock under his bed to clean up the big mess he makes after watching titanic.
by chigdon420 April 28, 2011
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