The Japanese Occupation of Snowland

The Japanese Occupation of Snowland is a lesser known period of imperial history, but with equally as devastating short-term and long-term impacts. The indigenous citizens of Snowland, usually peaceful, were forced to submit to the strength of the Japanese military. Throughout the occupation, citizens were taxed unrealistically, beaten, and in many cases, removed from their homes altogether. Several rebellion movements occurred by local militias throughout the period, but none were successful. At the end of the occupation, Snowland was set back centuries in terms of innovation and progress, and is still considered a heavily undeveloped region in today’s world.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Japanese Occupation of Snowland?
Person 2: Indeed I have. Pour one out for the lives lost during those tragic times.

by The Lesser-Known History Man December 2, 2021

It's not over until the snowman melts

A politically correct version of "It ain't over till the fat lady sings". It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an season or event which is still in progress. A phrase is used when a situation or season is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an season or event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The phrase is most commonly used in association with the end of the winter season pending the last frost.

Don't plant your crops to early as "It's not over until the snowman melts"

by yolweneg May 17, 2021

Mexican Snowman

The act of shoving, thrusting, or injecting with force sand and ice cubes into ones vagina. Some have called it the Egg McMuffin of anal blasts. A Mexican Snowman was first seen in Paris Hilton's slutty pussy. Commonly used by women (and in rare occurances, men) of the Ginger breed.

-Common side effects of a Mexican Snowman include itching, queefs, wetardz, bein a bitch, depression, internal bleeding, impregnation by Satan, and drinking out of cups.

Frosty the Snowman was on a vacation in Mexico when J-Lo asked him if he wanted a Mexican Snowman in his icy vaginal cavity. "HeHeHeHwooaah! Why sure my feisty little gorilla girl!" said Frosty as the ho thrusted the sand in there.

by I am batman. February 3, 2012

snowman

When a guy is getting head, right before he's about to splooge, he pulls outta the girls mouth, jizzes all over her face, and sticks a carrot in her mouth.

Right before he was about to finish, he pulled outta the girls mouth and gave her a snowman.

by Whitey n Out December 20, 2006

Snowangel

Derived from german GGG films, this is the term for when a man ejaculates onto or into a womans butt and a woman removes the semen with only her mouth then spits the sperm back into the origianal recipents mouth.

Also see Arkansas snowangel - The girls must be related

Did you see that movie where the german girl gives the other german girl a snowangel?

by mike berberic June 1, 2004

Snowman Poop

When your dog poops and it stands up like a little snowman.

Sparky made a awesome snowman poop in the back yard.

by Mommyofgirlandboy March 17, 2009

snowman

the number 'eight' on a scorecard

"What'd you get on that last hole?"
"Give me a snowman."

by thickduff December 20, 2004