shatter pussy

A guy who has sex with many women in order to obtain fame-like status.

Me: Hey man what's that SP stand for?
Him: Oh, I'm a Shatter Pussy.

by DanteKillboy March 21, 2008

dick-swatter

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it

i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.

by jossssselyn July 21, 2009

harry snotter

When you have a runny nose and use your snot and fingers to play with a females clitoris without her knowledge, then placing your fingers in said females mouth to re-lube for more clitoris diddling action. This is all done AFTER using your tongue, never use if you plan to keep using your tongue. Sex afterwards is mandatory though.

So I gave this bitch a Harry Snotter last night and she told me how much she loooooves the taste of her own juices.

by Sir Harry Snotter July 15, 2011

Polish fly swatter

The spash screen placed in the bottom of a urinal to stop spattering pissors from getting ocean spray on their trousers. The Polish fly swatter often is embedded with a urinal cake or scented sustance to enable you to spend many hours of enchanting sniffing in such a delightful environment.

Damn, what the hell? Some sick bastard stuck a Polish fly swatter in my gym bag last night!

by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005

shattered

To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.

The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.

The vace shattered into right before our eyes.

by Shattered December 2, 2003

scatter-ass

explosive diarrhea that ends up more on the back of the toilet bowl and the seat than in the water.

that food in zama sure gave me scatter-ass

by cua0 September 20, 2007

satterfield

absolute satisfaction to every sense and emotion, including pain and anguish in an obscure sense; an anatomically perfect being with a complete sense of the encompassing surroundings

She's a satterfield.

by Hunter Lloyd March 30, 2009