grundle snatcher

1. one who partakes in the act or crime of grundle snatching/ grabbing a woman's gouch and stealing it.

2. A person who hits a woman south of the vagina and north of the booty hole and cracking the pubic bone for their own pleasure.

3. A commonly used torture tactic used by Hitler to distort a jewish woman's innocence. rendering them.... un-jewish.

That man is a total "grundle snatcher" he broke my pubic bone!"

by grundlesnach699 April 21, 2009

Snatched

A popular term, originating in the gay community but since appropriated by basics of all persuasions, indicating a particularly in shape physique. Namely, a requisite of snatched is the presence of six pack abs resulting from increased muscle definition and not simply general thinness revealing normal abs.

Wow he is snatched!

by dissentlabs October 26, 2018

Turtle Snatcher

Someone who steals and/or snatches turtles; An abductor of turtles

Girl: I heard you got your turtle stolen over the weekend.

Boy: Yeah, stupid turtle snatcher!

by Chrisman270 November 10, 2010

bagel snatcher

Literally means anal rapist, very serious insult.

Hey, I saw you going to 12th base with my fiancé, you bagel snatcher!

by cranberrywhisperer13 December 5, 2016

Snatchel

Adj. a person particularly a female experiencing symtoms similar to pre-menstrual syndrom however, these are at the end of a long day or early in the morning, or when not getting their way.

"Glad I bought you flowers today; it seemed to bring the snatchel right out of you!"
"If you're going to be a snatchel all day I will just go play video games."

by 31Dec08 or 01Jan09... April 9, 2009

snatchler

some dank poon tang, pussy

That broski drinks alotta brewski and gets A TON of snatchler

by Rich June 18, 2006

Schoolboy Snatcher

A woman of legal age who wishes to form sexual relations with school boys, usually between 14-17 years of age.
Reasons include:

-"cute" school uniform
-cute face
-young body
-retains the power to take away the boy's sexual innocence

wife: "Oh I'm such a schoolboy snatcher! My husband's only 16!"

Husband: "I hope this is legal"

by fannyflap November 5, 2008