Smurking

A combination of smuggle and lurking. To smuggle information while lurking.

How did he know that? i dont know, he must have smurked it of Facebook. Dude that kid needs to stop smurking

by biglurktm December 9, 2009

Smurfing

To put a condom over the head of your girl (like a Smirf hat) then choke the them blue while they play with your Smurf berries.

Have you tried Smurfing? put this condom on your head, i want to Smurf you.

by chickenbag May 29, 2010

Smurfing

peforming cunnilingus on a massivly infected vagina (see "blue waffle")

i went smurfing on this girl last night and now my mouth tastes like mackerel

by parasite159 May 22, 2010

Smurfing

Shoving your dick down a girl's throat until she turns blue then cumming on her head to make it look like a smurf's white hat.

So, I was thinking about Smurfing that bitch. She punched me in the balls when I came in her hair.

by KyleAndHeaven November 14, 2011

smulling

The art of erractically waving one's arms about in the air whilst assuming a crouched position, alternately moving knees from side to side in the opposite manner to the arms

Only a photograph or movie can describe "smulling".

by John Stones October 28, 2005

Smuggling grapes

When you can see a man's testicles through his shorts.

That dude must not be wearing underwear, he's smuggling grapes.

by Easymoneyrobber July 5, 2021

fruit smuggling shorts

Similar to moose knuckles, when a man wears the skin tight shorts and everything in his package is visible in great detail.

Many bicyclists are fond of fruit smuggling shorts to cut down on wind resistance.

by Lucy M December 9, 2007